Stuff Sam Says: Part 5 – Sell in a goms


Easter is nearly upon us, which means that the year is speeding by so quickly I could vomit.

It also means Sam is growing up at a terrifying rate.

I’m not sure whether it’s because I’m 32 this year, but I don’t remember ever coming out with half of the absurdly grown up statements that Sam is known for when I was his age. I was too busy eating Sherbet Dip Dabs and visiting the dentist for new fillings to come out with anything hilarious or insightful.

That or running around the house talking to myself…we made our own fun in the 90’s.

Anyway, here’s the latest wisdom from Samuel for your enjoyment.

On thirst…




Hearing his mum chastise the dog for licking my face…




Talking pop music.

Sell in a goms


When his mum described something as inevitable, and he was eavesdropping…

My bum


Being a general smart arse.



After falling over on the way into school and immediately jumping back up again…

Like it never happened



Author: Alyssa

PR professional. Comedy enthusiast and cat lady.

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